... old Bildad, piratically, his colossal body shaking, "A likely tale, lads—an' when I come for my money, ye'll jeer me off the campus, an' tell me to whistle for it! Off my land—git, an' don't let me cotch ye on it inside o' two minutes, or I'll let Caesar Napoleon make ... — T. Haviland Hicks Senior • J. Raymond Elderdice